Adventures of Ah Khoo

I was busy, away and recently Offline. Yes, I kinda went away for quite a while. So, where did this little bugger go? Form 6? No. He packed on the 10th of May and off he went to a distant land. On a rather large four-wheel vehicle, he went deep into the jungle, passing oil palm plantations, abandoned warehouses( great setting for Bollywood fighting scenes), lambs, cows and lots of cats. And, in formal wear, he scaled the great mountains of Gopeng, blisters on his feet as he trekked his way up the formidable cement steps, dragged his lifeless body under the searing hot sun, through this treacherous journey. This, is the moment, a new chapter in history of mankind, surpassing even the discovery of evolution by CHarles Darwin himself.

*drum rolls*

Ah Khoo is now in Matriculation. One step made in Matriks, a thousand steps for mankind. A new era begins.............................................

Wait, I am on the phone with Discovery Channel and wait heres another one I have to put on hold- Nat Geo..

And I am back. I am also "back" in Penang for today and I have exactly14hours and 20 minutes before I leave the comfort of my home for my new home to be for a year. and no, its not my mistress's penthouse. It's Gopeng! The ShangriLa of Perak. Boy, I have to admit, other than school life, the scenery there truly captivates me. boy , one can just be rooted at one spot, just looking at the curvacious bodies (wait u read finish first, dont think bukan bukan) and sexy contours of ....................................

THE Mountains and HillsLaH! and the ghostly clouds just floating amongst them. Walao, the sun might be evil during midday but she sure is beautiful when she awakes from her sleep, and also when she's about bid goodbye. Beautiful. Beautiful.

ANd theres the other scenery- boys dorms toilet cubicles. Where the most elegant flow of mud-like shit gush out of the bowl, filling the ground with a nice shade of brownish yellow.

I have to go now. But will keep u updated as soon as possible.

So much love, it'll be like the shit gushing out of the cubicle in Gopeng,
tskhoo