Obscenity Trail :
Wednesday, 28 November 2007
Report: Obscene Structures In Penang
Look out for the the most stupid and obscene structures in Penang :
Obscenity Trail :
Obscenity Trail :
Saturday, 24 November 2007
Economics Explained. (really funny)
This is really really FUNNY !
Economics 101: Models explained - with Cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....
IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows...or is it three? What matters? Aren't you well off to have even one
Economics 101: Models explained - with Cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....
IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows...or is it three? What matters? Aren't you well off to have even one
Friday, 23 November 2007
AAK Arts Camp
I havent been free till now as I was involved inan arts camp. I came to know abt this arts camp when michelle n sheau fung contacted me. I was originally supposed to be the artist's assistant for the toymaking workshop but in the end due to insufficient participation in the TOY making workshop, I had the chance to participate. I joined Music AGAIN. but yokepin didnt want me in music since I was always in Music since last year. I joined Toy making with Aaron in the end.
The Toy making workshop was really helluva fun for us. Sylvester our facilitator was a 100x magnification of me, the gila type. So it made the camp even better. David Yeo was our artist. I have to give credit to David for he can build toys from simply anything you can find in your bedroom now. There's the "slinger", blow pipes, "shoot the chicken".......The most important thing was that wevery toy we learnt had scientific principles behind them and after each toy we had to complete some sort of PEKA.
From these principles we have learnt, we were divided ioto 4 groups to invent and build our own toy. Ours was on airflow. Initially we planned to build a plane then a bus then finally we named our hovercraft the AIRBUS. It served as a good proposal to Rapid Penang Ferry Services though! Hehezzz
The other workshops were like GRAFFITI, MUSIC< DANCE< BICYLCEFLOAT. The camp KILLED the boredom in me!
The Toy making workshop was really helluva fun for us. Sylvester our facilitator was a 100x magnification of me, the gila type. So it made the camp even better. David Yeo was our artist. I have to give credit to David for he can build toys from simply anything you can find in your bedroom now. There's the "slinger", blow pipes, "shoot the chicken".......The most important thing was that wevery toy we learnt had scientific principles behind them and after each toy we had to complete some sort of PEKA.
From these principles we have learnt, we were divided ioto 4 groups to invent and build our own toy. Ours was on airflow. Initially we planned to build a plane then a bus then finally we named our hovercraft the AIRBUS. It served as a good proposal to Rapid Penang Ferry Services though! Hehezzz
The other workshops were like GRAFFITI, MUSIC< DANCE< BICYLCEFLOAT. The camp KILLED the boredom in me!
Friday, 16 November 2007
Snatched
I just came back from the police headquarters after filing a report on a snatch theft.
DAMN THOSE WORHTLESS LOW LYING A**HOLES! sry mind my words
It was 9.30 in the morning and it was in broad daylight it happened. My mum was holding her purse close to her waist and she was about to end a phone conversation. Mind you, she wasnt directly exposed to the traffic as she was standing in front of the car and close to the pavement next to a house in LIP SIN.
and then it happened. In a split second, i see my mum on the floor shouting. My mum tried to get to her purse which slipped out of the creature's hands but he was faster and he got the purse and hopped back onto the devil's motorbike.
Initially, I thought it was a mere accident and I followed my instincts which told me to chase after that useless thief. I chased as fast as i could but it was of no use, definitely a motorcycle was definitely faster. Then I saw, at the end of the road, a Proton Saga reversed out of a house and it kind of blocked the exit route of the moron although the driver of the car didnt know I was chasing after the morons. I shouted as hard and as clearly as I could asking the driver and the bystanders infront were just standing over there doing nothing although I kept pointing at the motorcycle, shouting my lungs out.
Then, they swept past the vehicle and past the bystanders which could've easily stopped them and a moment later they were gone.
Drug addicts i sppose. Boy , I'm sure they memalukan mempersiasuikan parents mereka. Damn those ppl!
DAMN THOSE WORHTLESS LOW LYING A**HOLES! sry mind my words
It was 9.30 in the morning and it was in broad daylight it happened. My mum was holding her purse close to her waist and she was about to end a phone conversation. Mind you, she wasnt directly exposed to the traffic as she was standing in front of the car and close to the pavement next to a house in LIP SIN.
and then it happened. In a split second, i see my mum on the floor shouting. My mum tried to get to her purse which slipped out of the creature's hands but he was faster and he got the purse and hopped back onto the devil's motorbike.
Initially, I thought it was a mere accident and I followed my instincts which told me to chase after that useless thief. I chased as fast as i could but it was of no use, definitely a motorcycle was definitely faster. Then I saw, at the end of the road, a Proton Saga reversed out of a house and it kind of blocked the exit route of the moron although the driver of the car didnt know I was chasing after the morons. I shouted as hard and as clearly as I could asking the driver and the bystanders infront were just standing over there doing nothing although I kept pointing at the motorcycle, shouting my lungs out.
Then, they swept past the vehicle and past the bystanders which could've easily stopped them and a moment later they were gone.
Drug addicts i sppose. Boy , I'm sure they memalukan mempersiasuikan parents mereka. Damn those ppl!
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
I noticed that this year, time passes exceptionally fast. It's like suddenly we're in April and the next minute it's already in September. It's so damn fast.
Dont worry, for this can be explained using a few theories.
This year in 2007, due to the rapid rate of global warming, the earth is spinning faster on its own axis.
To explain the above statement, the Kinetic Theory of Matter is used:
The rise in temperature of the earth makes the earth particles move faster and this causes a spinning motion. Hence, the earth rotates faster.
Even the clocks are affected by this phenomena.
Hence time seems to fly.
Work of Professor BS
Note :All of the above are bullshit.
Dont worry, for this can be explained using a few theories.
This year in 2007, due to the rapid rate of global warming, the earth is spinning faster on its own axis.
To explain the above statement, the Kinetic Theory of Matter is used:
The rise in temperature of the earth makes the earth particles move faster and this causes a spinning motion. Hence, the earth rotates faster.
Even the clocks are affected by this phenomena.
Hence time seems to fly.
Work of Professor BS
Note :All of the above are bullshit.
Thursday, 8 November 2007
I m BACK!
FInally its over. Escaped from every students' nightmare. Exams Haizzz well thats life.
School life has been increasingly fun after the exams. When you get to shoot paper bullets with rubber bands like 6year old kids along the school corridors, when you set up blockades in your classroom and separate classrooms into East and West Germany, you have fun! Thats excluding interclass paperbullet war. Our classroom was turned into a warzone and a trench war commenced just like in World War 1.
Not to mention, hitting teacher's tables to provide a base for our "so called 4SA4 Underground" band composing of sounds produced by clapping,producing metal "clinks" sounds, using the dustpan and not to mention banging on the metal doors.
I'll be updating my blog more frequently after this blog. Bye
School life has been increasingly fun after the exams. When you get to shoot paper bullets with rubber bands like 6year old kids along the school corridors, when you set up blockades in your classroom and separate classrooms into East and West Germany, you have fun! Thats excluding interclass paperbullet war. Our classroom was turned into a warzone and a trench war commenced just like in World War 1.
Not to mention, hitting teacher's tables to provide a base for our "so called 4SA4 Underground" band composing of sounds produced by clapping,producing metal "clinks" sounds, using the dustpan and not to mention banging on the metal doors.
I'll be updating my blog more frequently after this blog. Bye
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