Adventures of Ah Khoo

I was busy, away and recently Offline. Yes, I kinda went away for quite a while. So, where did this little bugger go? Form 6? No. He packed on the 10th of May and off he went to a distant land. On a rather large four-wheel vehicle, he went deep into the jungle, passing oil palm plantations, abandoned warehouses( great setting for Bollywood fighting scenes), lambs, cows and lots of cats. And, in formal wear, he scaled the great mountains of Gopeng, blisters on his feet as he trekked his way up the formidable cement steps, dragged his lifeless body under the searing hot sun, through this treacherous journey. This, is the moment, a new chapter in history of mankind, surpassing even the discovery of evolution by CHarles Darwin himself.

*drum rolls*

Ah Khoo is now in Matriculation. One step made in Matriks, a thousand steps for mankind. A new era begins.............................................

Wait, I am on the phone with Discovery Channel and wait heres another one I have to put on hold- Nat Geo..

And I am back. I am also "back" in Penang for today and I have exactly14hours and 20 minutes before I leave the comfort of my home for my new home to be for a year. and no, its not my mistress's penthouse. It's Gopeng! The ShangriLa of Perak. Boy, I have to admit, other than school life, the scenery there truly captivates me. boy , one can just be rooted at one spot, just looking at the curvacious bodies (wait u read finish first, dont think bukan bukan) and sexy contours of ....................................

THE Mountains and HillsLaH! and the ghostly clouds just floating amongst them. Walao, the sun might be evil during midday but she sure is beautiful when she awakes from her sleep, and also when she's about bid goodbye. Beautiful. Beautiful.

ANd theres the other scenery- boys dorms toilet cubicles. Where the most elegant flow of mud-like shit gush out of the bowl, filling the ground with a nice shade of brownish yellow.

I have to go now. But will keep u updated as soon as possible.

So much love, it'll be like the shit gushing out of the cubicle in Gopeng,
tskhoo

Tavellogue

Attention: A video has jz been updated below
It's been centuries, I guess since I last updated this blog. Well, I have been travelling. Yeah, going up and down the North South Highway 6 times in a week sounds like a trip to me.
SO, first trip, me and my friend dr law
Destination was Kuala Lumpur. Purpose: 2 A-Levels Full Scholarships Exams for Ruthin School and ROyal Wolverhampton School in London.
Venue : British Council KL, Jalan Ampang
TIme : 6.30- 9pm for both days.

So the first day, we went down by bus. We reached KL , left our luggage with Aunt Jessica, the kind friend of Daniels Mum. Then, the two little boys roamed the big city of Kuala Lumpur, mostly by the more than efficient LRT and Komuter with the sexy Male voice. We Checked out KLCC and spent a lot of our time Lepaking there till 6, for the exams.

My Love.Some rest be4 the exams

Video : Small boys in a Big City - looking for British Council

Then, after the exams, we admired Mahathirs lighted Twin Metal Sticks which were rather majestic under the night sky. We went back to KLCC and we had late dinner, KLCC was closing of course and we boarded the Last train home. So, on the train, with few passengers around, we... did what we often do...

The Twin Glow-in-the-dark sticks

This isnt what u think it is

Aha! Dr Law! But there are no girls around

VIDEO TIME :
Me trying to imitate Dr Law, but failing to do so.





for I somehow banged my head against the ceiling.

Signature Pose

And well right after i came home, the nex morning, I went to Malacca...


And that elegant lady is none other than TUn Tan Siew Sin or rather Tun Tan Cheng Locks Granddaughter giving us a personalized tour of Tun Tan Cheng Locks Home.(not opened to public one leh)

In front of the tablets of Tun Tan Cheng Lock and TUn Tan Siew Sin. BangganyaOMG. That's Admiral Cheng Ho for goodness sake.

That cant be Cheng Ho. I dont feel the Chi.The potrait seems similar to the guy below.

And today..... I checked out the alternative to Form 6 - The College of Paradise in Perak.

With perfectly trimmed hanging gardens,

and conducive study environment,

and not to forget ...

It's as close as it can get to a Shangri La Hotel