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Chinese New Year Eve 2009 :
Washing my sexy and hot car
Presenting the new toyota model Come to me, come.... *smiles freakishly like a pervert*
Aha. Check out the muscles.........and the ribcage...
Lo and behold. For a new superhero emerges....................................The Housemaid
` CNY CHAOS `
In the name of justice and hygiene, the housemaid starts off on his quest to save the world once again from the evil dark forces composing of Mr and Mrs Dust who seem to be everywhere around us, General Leaves and his known infamously merciless partner in crime - the Birdshit strikeforce who have held supermaid's 50 year old Toyota Corolla in captive. It seems like an uphill battle for the Housemaid this time, a seemingly impossible task. Will he be able to save the day once again? Will he even make it out of this holy quest by the strike of midnight in one piece this time? Check the video out and see if he's able to make it.
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The answer is ....Yes he did. He did it! He swept, he mopped, he washed his car, and that only. Yes! The world is safe once again!
However, sunny it seemed at thast time, darkness swept in quickly. After doing some last minute New Years shopping for pagoda tshirt(those traditional langchia men or trishaw peddler used to wear), I returned in time for the reunion dinner. Somehow, I found out that some of the relatives who were living in Penang did not attend the reunion dinner( not the one in my house, its some relatives) claiming that it was too far. His family lives in Penang and he, as a son wont even come to the reunion dinner with his parents and siblings. THis is unacceptable. The dinner was after all on Penang island too. People fly in from the States, from Hong Kong just for that and you live in Penang and you cant give a better explanation. (once again this did not happen in my immediate family, its a relative whom I know really well). That was totally unacceptable.
Anyway, the news came soon after the dinner. My aunt got robbed. SHe called us and we went to see her at the police station. Her left window was smashed and broken. The robber grabbed one of the bags lying on the seat not knowing it was just empty paper files in a bag and dashed off in a motorbike. He was just 15 at most. Whats worst? It happened right in front of my aunts house. She did not even get out of the car when the asshole smashed hardly onto the window. The glass shrapnels penetrated quite a widespread part of her skin and boy the sight didnt really look good. Imagine that! Chinese new year eve! and they wont give us a break! Damn those people.
We fetched our aunt to the general hospital and the shrapnels were removed. WHen we first arrived at GH, we couldnt even locate the emergency department. The path leading to it was so dark and after a while, only could I figure out a "emergency" word on a signboard. No lights at all at that region. My goodness! If people were to be involved in a serious accident, and the person were to drive there, half dying , how would you expect he or she to even locate the emergency room? He or she'd be probably saved if not for the crappy lighting.
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