Saman - Berkhidmat Untuk Negara

And so, today was just another day. It was raining even when I woke up, at 11am. Yeah, early. This rarely happens I assure you. However today ........
The time has come, my fellow friends.

It was time to rise, put on a pagoda tshirt and set off in my grandpas car to a distant land. But wait, before that, I must not forget to pick up my wingman aka Grandpa, the owner of the vehicle or should i say moving chunk of metal i am in. Yes, we sent off the young one, aka lil sis to a place where we know she would be safe, for we could not risk worrying for her safety while we go off to this distant land to fight this war for the good of mankind, a war of righteousness, a war for liberty at all costs.

There was a jam. Gosh,time was ticking away. Soon, the porthole would be closed and the more time we waste, the weaker our souls would get. It-who shall not be named, for now, is killing us. It's burning a whole in MY POCKET! A big HOLE! Ok ok CUT! Enuf of crap! Wait not all are crap.

Yes Yes, the car I drove, my grandpas car kena saman. 2 freaking samans for obstruction of traffic on 1st and 2nd april
same offence, same lot, same road, same asshole.

I didnt know abt it till a few days back and on the saman it said, this saman has to be watever watever paid in 7 days or smg if i m not wrong. Now, it was already like one 3 weeks past d. So I had to do it todayloh
I went to see the management of the apartment my grandpa was staying in and asked if any of the other residents kena too coz I was curious, all this while, everyone seemed to park there. The guy said a lot of ppl also kena, RM300 a ticket he said. So I was like : WAT!!! tat means RM 600! Can buy Hphone d leh!!!!! Somemore,There are simply NO LINES at all along the whole stretch where we kena saman. Not even any sign to say No parking at ALL. I went to check today, took a few photos prepared to be shown to whoevers in charge of the appeal process.

And so we went to Pttani Road Police HQ. We went from this office to another office to another counter and finally we arrived at counter 1. Counter 1 was surely where we were supposed to go for we could see all the gloomy faces there. A long queue mind you. In front, there was a couple. The husband beat the redlights. She was grumbling abt her husband causing her to waste RM200. He erupted in front of the policewomen and us saying all in Hokkien of course :
" Limpek ka lu kong mai sio kong limpek em ka jiang lu dua je peng. Lanci**!.............. #^$&#$#$(..! "
( dont think I am afraid to shout at you here. Penis! XD..... n foulwords poured like cendol)

When our turn came, I was already much amused. I told the cik I wanted to appeal. Waited for around 5 mins, and she wrote 30 on the two samans and I tot must be the queue number for appeal.mana tau she say i only need to pay rm60 in total. Walao! I was so damn happy. So well waht the heck, no need appeal laH!

After all Berkhidmat Untuk Negara wat. najib, and tan sri musa, u better thank me.

Ahhhha! Long time no blog. Other than the fact that I am now released on bail , wait dont get excited, not from jail but from a punishment in accordance to a newly enacted draconian law, not in Malaysia(we already know that) but in the grounds of what I call H.O.M.E, home. Due to some "speculations" and charges that, tskhoo, the defendant was TOO dependent on so-called 'luxuries' which include the usage of a car( though its just a 20 yearold grandpa's car which just got 2 samans caused by me by the way), the addiction to the PC, not doing much housework, lazing around.... the verdict, the punishment to be imposed upon this young man would be :
i) No computers
ii)No car, no motorbike. Only bicycles and the efficient Rapid Penang.
iii) Doing 90 % of housework. Before this it was say 10 or 0.1 %?
iv) RM 2 a day which will be gone if u take the bus to anywhere.

So, it began. Mopping, sweeping the whole house, dishes, cleaning, next step laundry.......Followed my ama to the market. She taught me skills I would never have known. So I guess in a way, me being banned from all those above, really taught me stuff .And now I am learning to cook my Ama's Nyonya dishes which is real cooL! Now I know how to cook my favourite soup- the tauhu soup or smg, the black soy meat, kangkung... Wow, so wat? Next step? Sewing perhaps.

But soon punishment
no.i) had to be momentarily dropped for I needed to do some online examination and also
I just got to know that I am now................teng teng teng ........a director. Haha! Director u know, like Steven Spielberg already. XD Not exactly, not yet. I am supposed to lead this video documentary on eviction in Georgetown and yeah I m rather lost now since I dont have the experience yet but I m learning from the experts.

I just attended this workshop by ENgagemedia on video distribution by Mien who directed the Human Rights Documentary "Running" and the acclaimed Fahmi Reza, who directed the famous 10 Tahun Sebelum Merdeka. I just watched them and its highly recommended and it really gave me inspirations.

Wait no I am not into MassCom or film production or anything, I am Still going for Medicine but well it can be still too early to say for certain. Anyway now I am in a dilemma, I received an offer for Matrikulasi in Gopeng Perak. My friends are certain to go for it instead of going for f6, but I still cant make up my mind.

Matrikulasi or F6?



and oh yeah. sorry abt the sidebar being packed with lots of stuff and u'll keep seeing new things and widgets popping out of it. Don't get confused, I am just trying out some of bloggers functions. XD

SO much love you'd be drowning,
tskhoo

Video

Get well My Little friend

Today I was in town and I decided to drop by GH to visit the chubby 3 year old boy I met during the Program Pendedahan Kerjaya sbg Doktor.

Its sad I dont really know his name for I can only remember when his mother asked him to tell us his name, he said his name was Shuai Ke 帅哥， meaning Handsome and cool man literally. We laughed, he laughed. It was true and boy he knew it. Boy, this young man was really cute! He was active like anyother 3 year old. However, he had bruises all over and when the paeditrician examined him, the poor little boy's mother was warned : Her baby boy has an 80 to 90 % chance of having leukaemia - the poor mum 's biggest fear as bruises all over the skin was a prominent symptom of leukaemia. His mum started crying, eyes filled with tears like any mother would.

He was 3. He hasn't fallen from his first bicycle ride. He has yet to scream, shout, rush to the canteen as the school bell rang. He has yet to meet his first girlfriend................ and if it really is leukaemia, he may not be able to experience these little things we often take for granted.

I went to the ward, I looked all around. He wasn't there. I couldn't ask the nurses for I did not know his real name which I am sure is not 帅哥。 Where ever he is, whether discharged or moved to another ward and hopefully not the ICU pls, I would like to wish him all the best, fight whatever this disease(pls let it not be leukaemia) is, and live a life that's full.

Notice of CLARIFICATION

IF u recall, I briefly mentioned this:
Status: My balls are freezing. My balls were frozen. My balls are undergoing defrost.

I have received mixed reactions to the state of my balls. Mind my language.
However, in facebook, quite a number of ppl liked the physiological process undertaken by my... well...

AN example from MSN, eg.:

B***** says:
haha
B*****says:
y u write that ur balls are defrosting
tshin says:
after jpa interview wat
B***** says:
so long time d still defrosting beh liao
B***** says:
lol
tshin says:
big wat
tshin says:
LOL
B***** says:
hahahah
B***** says:
okok


TO clarify things ,
1) I AM NO PERVERT!
2) The process was unavoidable and no, IT's NOT Genetic nor is it hereditary!
3) It was simply used to describe my feelings before the interview, during the interview and after the interview. The warmth and friendliness of the interviewers kinda helped the defrost process though. Really, they were really friendly and we received a warm reception indeed, no doubt, heat and warmth definitely raises the temperature of an object,

JPA Interview

Status: My balls are freezing. My balls were frozen. My balls are undergoing defrost.

Hi guys! Meesa back from the JPA interview!XD So JPA, must be the happening thing these few days. My interview was on 1st April 8am. The night before, I couldnot sleep until 12 or so and I was so worried it would affect my performance the next day. Wait, I forgot to mention, I had two cups of Low fat Milk before going to bed. I love milk. Anyway on D-Day,
5am Woke up
5.03am Brushed my teeth
5.10am turned on the radio, danced to the music (i think it was Say What You Need to Say) such a coincidence! LOL
5.20am Took a bath
5.40 am Put on my undergarments and formal wear
5.43am tightened the belt for I have tough abs with a small circumference LOL
5.50am Had Milo with Nestum. Drank Milk
6.00am Prayed
6.10am Off we go!
6.30 am Enjoying the lights from the ports in Butterworth
6.50am Took the Exit off the highway at Sg Dua
6.55am Followed Dr Laws Instructions and given landmarks, enjoyed the view of the paddy fields and trees lining the sides of the road.
7.10am Reached Bahagian Teknologi Pendidikan Negeri Kepala Batas
7.15am Started walking around smiling at people I dont know. Met schoolmates, edward, xiangyi, tohnee, dexter
8.00 am Went past the " Strictly No parents allowed beyond this line" boundary
8.01am Talked, got to know the 12 others from "Panel1" and then I met SHUYI!!XD. wished her all the best.
8.15am Smiled at the Urusetia and soon the first batch of 5 went in
9.00 am They came out.
9.05am We went in ( the 2nd batch) Soon Shan, Nara, Saifuddin and me! :) I was no.4

9.10am It began with Self Intro.
We talked about our family background, curricular activities, why we picked the course and simply anyother things u want to say ( to the next batch of applicants, dont worry about it! My advice is to be urself) I did make them laugh a few times but i hope it was a good thing. They could be laughing at my stupidity or my sense of humour.

Then, it was the group discussion in English. Organ donation. We each had our equal chance of voicing out our opinions.

Finally, group discussion in BM. Topic : If u were granted this scholarship, u finish ur final year say in UK, and some how a firm or the UK gov offers you a highpaying job there, what will u do?

And soon enough it ended at around 10am.

The interviewers were real friendly, they were interested in what we were saying and I would say they were very supportive. So jz stay calm and be urself.

I came out of the room. Wow! its over! I really enjoyed this experience. It was formal yet it was fun! :)

came out of the room, wished the people outside all the best! And off I went, I drove! haha my parents and I checked out AIMST and boy the place was a beauty! It was so great! With so many trees and shrubs, and space, it's a great place to study.

After that, I drove again. My dad belanjaed me and my mum to this really nice yam rice and bak kut teh! finally after lunch, I arrived back home and I slept.

ok i love that pic. It looks edited but its not! thx to my sis who took it for me. guess where did i take it? with such blue skies and green pastures?
Answer : Thean Teik Estate Cemetery

Yes my fellow frens. I have reasons to believe why you are frustrated. Yes i understand, fully. With popcorns ready in one hand, but still no sexy half naked pictures??? What is that!!! LOL. But before that, I'd like to introduce our lovely Korek the Khoo Clan Story Team! I am the co-facilitator which means I'd have to help the main boss, the artist Ban Siang to not only conduct activities but also to do dirty work. Yeah...but I am not complaining, in fact I love it! I love the team! I love the people! Tadaaa!

the Korekers!!!

You shoot me first!

Apatu!!!

Raba-raba game. Nolah! LOL> the good old tangled-up game.

Ahem. Caught red handed.

Giggly. Ehhh! Jgn ambil kesempatan rapat rapat yeah!

Me and my team!!! We're fun people!

BanSiang the Boss

Waca looking at boy! Go play ur CS

And the sexy facilitator


Arghh!Guys! Sorry not much photos of the lifesaving exam as the photographer had some functions to attend and couldnot make it.

However, a photo was captured of me doing the compact jump


After getting the Bronze Medallion, here I am, performing my duty as a lifeguard at the USM Swimming Pool.

Arril checking out some girls.
Senior Lifeguard getting thrown overboard.

Laughing at the commotion going on.
Ahem! This guy damn vain man! Tak syok dia! LOL

and you end up being thrown overboard too. During the last 5 minutes of our duty, our senior lifeguard told us to gather at the edge of the pool for debriefing. He asked another swimmer to demonstrate how a victim lying unconscious in the water and how are we supposed to save him. Then, some evil gigantic hands emerged from behind(belonging to the one in the blue cap)
pushed 3 of us new lifeguards into the pool. THankfully my watch was water resistant. LOL. And yeah, I didnt bring extra tshirts along.


And of course, some cheng beng(chinese all souls day) pictures